Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

Fapkin by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fapkins 

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

Fapkins by Bruk September 29, 2008

Fapoid

Chronic internet masturbators who robotically faps to anything sexually stimulating to them.

Homer never goes out anymore. All he does is collect porn. What a fapoid.

Fapoid by hazelnut73 March 3, 2011

Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.

Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.

Fapkin by AltronHGX August 10, 2003

Fapkin

Tissues used to wipe up male ejaculate after masturbation

I left my fapkin on the desk.

Fapkin by Definer42069 May 18, 2018

Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in

"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"

Fapkin by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009

fapkin

A tissue/napkin that you cum in. Usually left laying on the floor of your bomb devastated room.

Adam: *blows nose with tissue he finds on the desk* GOD DAMN MAL! WAS THIS A FAPKIN!?

Mal: Heh..

fapkin by ikarumail May 30, 2009