Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

Fapnap 

nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation

hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.

Fapnap by imfromcanadpombe August 3, 2009

fapnap 

falling asleep immediately after masturbation.

Johnny said to Tyler. I'm so horny and tired. I can't wait to get home and take a fapnap.

fapnap by stillhours May 14, 2016

FapNap 

The result of Masturbation exhaustion. Masturbation and then falling asleep.

Guy: Fap Fap Fap oh my goodness I am tired I need a nap.
Friend: How was ur FapNap?
Guy:Amazin.

FapNap by HippiBfree June 1, 2011

Fapnap 

A comfortable nap taken after excessive, intensive male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll tell Brian to call you after his fapnap. He's really tuckered out after bashed his candlestick for hours.

Fapnap by Werkshop March 15, 2010

fapoapsis 

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

fapoapsis by DevRandom September 16, 2014

fapnap 

1. When you tell people you’re going to have a nap, but you’re actually going to masturbate.

2. When you lie down to have a nap, but end up masturbating instead.

John: “I’m gonna go have a nap.”
Andrew: “Stop your bullshit, I know you’re gonna have a fapnap, you can’t fool me.”

fapnap by xX123killer456Xx May 22, 2018