faplet 

A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.

"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"

faplet by krazyfrog September 2, 2013

Fapleau 

The browser window containing an individual assortment of tabs with sexual content that allows the fapper to flexibly switch between his or her preferred pornography and / or closing the entire assortment at once in Case of unexpected visitiors while "in the Act".

"God dammit! My roommate is back, better close my fapleau!"

Fapleau by ElDuderino666666 November 3, 2015

fapplesauce 

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

fapplesauce by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

Falesia 

The disquieting awareness that someones importance to you, may not match that or your importance to them. That your best friend may only think of you as a mate, that someone you barely know may think of you as a mentor, that someone you love unconditionally, may have one or two conditions.

A word created by author and poet John Coney

sometimes I get falesia when I think of my girlfriend, what if she doesnt love me unconditionally?

Falesia by JMC03 December 15, 2021

failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

failest by supergroup May 11, 2008

fapestry 

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

fapestry by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011

faplash 

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.

My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.

faplash by spaghetto May 28, 2014