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When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.
friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"
by jessermanx October 18, 2011
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The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.
If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.
by BlueScholar March 28, 2015
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A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".
Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.
by cynical abe February 12, 2012
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