Top Definition
Someone who masturbates a lot.
My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.
by T March 25, 2004
Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.
"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"
by Joe Cooper April 10, 2004
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