fapama porn laden 

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility

Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...

fapama porn laden by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

Tracksuit famalmanulu 

The ting famalam’s wear on road bruv innit u SOE bruvvvvvvvv

You tracksuit famalmanulu bruv

Tracksuit famalmanulu by ROESOE May 1, 2020

fapalicious 

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.

Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.

fapalicious by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008

Fapamentals

The Fundamentals of Fapping.
"Fapping" is used to represent the sound of someone masterbating. So when combined with the word Fundamentals, you get Fapamentals, which is the basics of masterbation.

Chris: I want to learn how to masterbate.

John: Well, you better use this book of Fapamentals, I wrote it myself.

Chris: Thanks! This will come in handy.

Fapamentals by Sockening December 5, 2010

FatalMovie 

Semi-famous in the Smash Bros community discord server and well known on Lifeboat in 2015, he is avoided by many on video games in which he has skill. Known for making fun of his peers and pissing people off in smaller communities, he can make your day if you know him. He may seem annoying at first glance, especially if you get your shit rocked by FatalMovie, but he is a great friend and a great player.

Oh, who’s that?
Oh, you haven't heard? He's that FatalMovie from Smash Bros and Minecraft!
That dude... I hate him.
Same. I hear he has 10,000 wins on Minecraft.

FatalMovie by CarrotLicker72 February 2, 2022