When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF AND DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION, PLEASE REALIZE I AM NOT BASHING ATHIEST. JUST ANTI-THEISTS.more...
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
What I do every morning in the shower before school.
Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.
Derived from the from lolita complex - from Nabokov's novel "Lolita". Lolicom is non-standard, lolicon is preferred (due to the phonology of Japanese allowing for n-endings but not m-endings).
1) (Noun) (Japanese usage) Someone who is attracted to prepubescent girls; a paedophile.
2) (Noun) (Western usage) Hentai (Anime/manga pornography) depicting prepubescent girls.
Note: often the term "lolicom" (like related terms) is misused to refer to pornography of/attraction to infant, adolescent, etc. girls. Strictly speaking, however, the term refers only to prepubescent girls (primarily ages 4-12)
Person A: Sometimes I go to school sports days to take pictures of the shougakusei..
Person B: You lolicom!
Person A: Look at this awesome lolicom manga I bought yesterday!
Person B: *fap fap fap*
The telepathy-like ability to detect fapping. This ability seems to be common, if not omnipresent, in the mothers of teenage boys.
"Mom always yells for me to come do some chore just when I've started in. I swear she has telfapathy."
TO get vicarious sexual gratification through watching Youtube videos
I wonder if that attention whore is comfortable with the number guys who just subscribe to her channel to Youtube-ate?