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57.
Fap
Funny Acting People
Fake Ass People
Funny Acting Person
Fake Ass Person
Man, she a fap and you know it!
I'm of all these FAPS!!!
She's not my friend anymore because she's a fap.
by immascorpio1114 November 20, 2009
 
58.
fap
to steal or nick something
that dude fapped ma bag
by iycepuff January 07, 2009
 
59.
fap
v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound
My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!
by C-Bags28 March 26, 2009
 
60.
fap
The thing I do alot when I see Shana Hiatt on TV
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
by ioka April 30, 2005
 
61.
fap
fap= fingers around penis
usually used to represent male masturbation
to fap to pr0n
by bishwop October 19, 2008
 
62.
Fap
Acronym for FAT ASS PUSSY. FAP is also a descriptor for a really good pussy that belongs to a girl that is thick not fat but thick and has a good fucking personality.

Definition # 2

The anti-fupa movement also associated with guys and for that matter girls who can't stand bitch ass girls who have fooomotherfuckingpa regardless if they are skinny or not
Yo...did you see that

YEAH man....that girl had a smile between her legs

Yeah man lemme get some of that FAP

Yo what that mean

FAT ASS PUSSY!!!

What that

Shit you can't get

Sucka you fuck WAP

What that...check the definition bitch

Example #2

Yo man my girl got fupa....

WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

Yo girl better have FAP motherfucker

Were after that soul food not the gristle and fuck those atkins skinny ass bitches gimme some of that FAP BITCH....
by FoundingPop1 March 30, 2009
 
63.
Fap
This is when an old man tries to masturbate but he is so old that his erection is still floppy.
Grandad is shaking his flacid penis.. oh wait, he is fapping.
by Shornathon! February 10, 2009