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Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.
The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.
by Lee T. Wilson May 23, 2014
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the clapping noise made when fucking a girl the doggy way
by pachuco553 May 09, 2009
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The universal word for masturbation. Also known as jacking off. Done by scrunching, rubbing or pulling the male gentalia ( a.k.a your junk) to sexual thoughts, images, videos or actually a real woman in order to ejaculate ( a.k.a Blow your load)
Guy 1: What do you guys do when youre pissed?

Guy 2: I got running.

Guy 3: I go play Call of Duty.

Guy 4: I go fap to Porn.
by LayKay4Ever December 07, 2014
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Person 1: Wow that girl is so fap!
Person 2: I know right?
by Elbert Ainstein September 08, 2014
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Fabulous and Pretty, according to Miley Cyrus. (check out her youtube account and you'll see what i mean)
Miley:"fap? what does fap mean?"
Mandy:"fabulous and pretty!!"
by skrilx April 12, 2009
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The official acronym for the Free All Poodles campaign.
Are you going to fap tonight
Joe: Are going to FAP tonight?
Tim: Yea man! Me and Sarah can not wait to go to FAP tonight! It's going to be so awesome!
by Frezkee December 13, 2010
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I'm fapping so hard to this show.
by toros665 January 25, 2010
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