look up any word, like cunt:
 
15.
fap
As a noun: The act of masturbation
Man I had a good fap last night.
by TheStu August 18, 2003
 
16.
fap
all out masturbation noises
my brother was in his room while all i could hear was *fap* *fap* *fap*
by ANDOR OWN DEM HOEZ February 03, 2012
 
17.
Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.
The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.
by Lee T. Wilson May 23, 2014
 
18.
fap
Jerkin' it. Fap 'til you drap!
Gonna fap 'til I drap!
by Skatterplot April 16, 2013
 
19.
abbreviation. Stands for Free And Personal. The ultimate definition of fapping; it cost nothing(Free), and you're usually by yourself(Personal).
I'm done doing for others; it's F.A.P. time.
by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012
 
20.
Fap
1.The sound of skin touching skin. from masturbating, or sex.

2.The sound Jacky X.(asian common name in my opinion) makes in his room.
1. Thats the sound of Fap, that you hear in your brothers room at night
by Xianger March 08, 2009
 
21.
fap
fah-p
To masturbate furiously.

To verbally declare attraction to something.

A declaration of self-love chanted over and over by Genos.
by PAK CHOOIE UNF! May 09, 2003