n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.
Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 04, 2008
A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.
1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.
by James W. Ricardo November 16, 2007
What I do every morning in the shower before school.
Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.
by NoobSliceOwns February 25, 2009
n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.
Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 04, 2008
A lonely person whos name is Meredith.
Look at her shes such a fap.
by coooool kid May 08, 2008
Free Action Potion - a potion in the game World of Warcraft which allows free movement for a short period of time.
"That warrior snared me so I had to pop a FAP."

"Did you see the rogue FAP in our duel?"

by Rawr222 September 05, 2006
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