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1.
n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
by courtesy of /r9k/ January 23, 2012
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the frantic race to hide evidence you were mid fap as someone is about to walk into the house or room
I sprained my ankle performing a fapscramble when I heard the wife open the garage
by scoopercooper June 10, 2011
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