Magic sense to know when you're about to get caught having a wank.
Be alert, gentlemen.
Man, I almost got caught fapping by my mom, but then deja fap kicked in, and I covered up just in time.
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When one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of "sitting on it" they "fap on it" (jerk it, rub one out, a good wank, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. Usually pertains to issues involving bitches and hoes.
The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.
Jim: Hmm I'm not sure if I should fuck my ex again. I know I'll fap on it.
Jim: Nah fuck that bitch
Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it.
Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv
1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.
1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.
n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"
"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.
Oh noes battery is at 5%. Time to speedfap!
The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.
"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"
The act of fapping vigorously multiple times in a short period of time.
Dude 1: Dude my dick hurts.
Dude 2: Bro why?
Dude 1: Fap Attack