fartilizing

When an individual over does a crop dusting fart maneuver and soils themselves.

Steven really had to fart so he did a little crop dusting around the general vicinity. Turned out he over did it and was fartilizing the entire area instead.

fartilizing by dejaflu April 25, 2011

facebook fantasizing 

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

facebook fantasizing by bigmissy April 16, 2010

fannysizing 

Jock male/female chauvinists fantasizing over fannies(butts) in ghetto street talk fashion. A blending of the words "fantasizing" and "fanny" creating "fannysize". Any play on the word fantasy that leans to anything sexual.

Ted says to Harry regarding Gina's bum,
"I'd like to drive it home". Harry replies, "keep on fannysizing!"

fannysizing by cYask8 April 10, 2009

fatasizing 

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.

Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.

fatasizing by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Fangtasizing

Fantasizing about a vampire, such as those in Eclipse or Trueblood or Vampire Diaries.

"I was watching Trueblood and damn Eric is hot! I was fangtasizing about him.!"

Fangtasizing by tassiegemini September 21, 2011

franticizing 

verb, frantically running around like a chicken with its head cut off for no good reason. Creating a sense of urgency when there is nothing to be urgent about. This action usually causes stress to everyone in the near vicinity who was initially feeling calm.

My boss is always franticizing about some deadline or another.

We still had 3 weeks until the party, yet Margie would not stop franticizing about the small last minute details.

franticizing by papillonnosilla March 10, 2016

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD) 

1] someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2] makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3] can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!

I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD) by Ashy g February 14, 2012