fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

francisized 

1. a statement indicating you have been screwed, "hosed", bamboozled, deceived by your co-worker or supervisor

or
2. a statement indicating you have been sedated or drugged beyond comprehension

1. After only sleeping 2 hours after being on call all night, I was francisized by the supervisor by giving me the hardest assignment.

2. I went to get a procedure and did not wake up for 5 hours after it was complete. I was francisized.

francisized by hoha August 13, 2010

Fatimized

1. v. A term used to describe an unfortunate situation experienced by the students at Our Lady of Fatima University.

2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.

3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.

Student was deported. He was Fatimized by Ms. Rose.

Fatimized by DJ Skidmarks February 11, 2014

fantasize

To imagine sexual things about someone. The fantasy is usually as detailed as possible.

I can't help but fantasize about Jeanie! She's just so hard!

fantasize by so pro February 25, 2011

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Fartilized 

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.

Toby has totally fartilized the room.

Fartilized by Gailstar January 27, 2009

fantasize

to imagine something that wants to happen

they sometimes fantasize the destruction of the world

fantasize by idkwhattoputheresothisiswhat November 10, 2013