The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.
Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.
Fantabulastigasmic is a word that is a combination of the words Fantastic , Fabulous , ( Fantabulous ) and orgasmic . If something is fantabulastigasmic, it is overwhelmingly amazing or stupendous . It is hardly fathomable that there is a word more positive than fantabulastigasmic.
Billy: "Wow, John you look so good! I cant even think of a word to describe it"
John: "I believe the word you are thinking of is... FANTABULASTIGASMIC."
Billy: "Woah, you're right! Go John, strut your stuff and be as fantabulastigasmic as you can!