The most fabulously fruity substance in the whole fucking world, endorsed by Barak Obama, he says that Fanta is 'sqeezed by god himself into the holy fountains of the fanta factory'. However it is argued to be the 'Piss of Satan' by celebrities such as Ashlee Simpson and Toby Maguire. But who cares cause they're dumb fucks who have no relevance to society and need to die.
Fants is arguably the best liquid substance known to man, tastier than Dr Pepper and more addictive than Crystal Meth.
(Man stranded in Sahara desert)
Shit i'm so dehydrated, fuck me is that an oasis?! Oh my - ... oh its only water. I can survive without it, i'd rather have some Fanta.