Flab Fannys 

Two girls who are best friends, whos names start with b and j. LOL blow job, they are very fat, try squeezing into skinnies, no sense of style and one of them has a tattoo which ripples up and down her lower back when she walks. These should be locked up in a dark box with no airholes. Anyone who see's them naked, automatically becomes suicidal.

flab fannys fiasco

*6am*
mother "school time"
wakes up.
*world falls into eclipse*

Flab Fannys by POOMLOP July 27, 2009

Smacking Fannys 

When two females before the sexual act of scissoring with an angry undertone.

Jess and Chantelle had an argument last night, they ended the night by smacking fannys.

Smacking Fannys by I'm so fancy July 12, 2023

Smacking fannys 

When two females perform the sexual act of scissoring, but with an angry undertone

Jess and Chantelle had an argument last night, they ended up smacking fannys.

Smacking fannys by I'm so fancy July 12, 2023

Johnnys and Fannys

A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.

Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.

It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.

-MisterSmithIt

Johnnys and Fannys by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017

Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

Fanny Mist by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.

Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020