Top Definition
Some annoying knobba that feels, (even though you don't like him) that chatting to you about noodles is much more important than the beautiful women that are stood directly behind him.
Bloke 1; 'Wow, Jimmy, look at those two girls getting it on'.
Bloke 2; 'I can't. This annoying fannyblocker is stood in the way. And he's talking about noodles'.
Bloke 1; 'What a fannyblocker'.
by Mikeyjah June 23, 2006

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