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Where a fanny bandit annoys you so bad that you decide to rip ass on your hand and throw the poop particles in the mothas face "Man, that butt pirate is being such a turd i just wanna cup soup him!"
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| 23. | niggerbitchtitalism | ||
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a disease becoming more and more common among teens. This is when a specimen will ingest a miniscule amount of alcohal over a long period of time, yet the speicmens drunkedness level shoots through the roof and there perception of how many drinks they did have increses ten-fold m'lord: yo i had like 7 or 8 beers for sure tonight im fuckin drunk as muck ya buck nukka(when only 12 beers were present and 9 were already accounted for)
D.Scribb: man that nukka is bucked to muck he must gots the niggerbitchtitalism |
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| 24. | Buthole Surfers | ||
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The name of a band featured on the game Guitar Hero II dude i just passed the song made by The Buthole Surfers
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| 25. | Turd Burglar | ||
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One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites. Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out.
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| 26. | noonan | ||
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1)verb.the act of taking a shit
2)verb. to have sex vigerously with many anonamous romans, all dudes, and all anal insertion. 3)verb. the act of combining definitions 1 and 2. "dude you just got noonaned."
"hey man after work you wanna go back to my room and noonan" "i gotta go to the john and take a noonan." |
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| 27. | umblefarp | ||
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An undefined unit of time often used in high school level mathematical proofs. It is used when one does not wish to convert units of time, so they set the aforementioned time to one umblefarp. I forgot how to change seconds to days, so I converted seconds to an umblefarp.
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| 28. | whiny bitch | ||
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doesn't matter
more...
it doesn't matter anymore no one even comes to my page ... but I need to vent every night I feel the tears run down my face, from the mistakes I have made in the past,I wake up every morning with the dried tears from crying in my sleep, I don't know what I am here for anymore, people try and help but for some reason it doesn't work. they try there best but I still hurt from what I have done. just want one person that can understand what I think how I feel . but seems when I find it that. it leaves me some how in someway either my fault or not... what have I done to deserve the pain. the suffering. the tourment of seeing in my head you in someone elses arms. when I sit alone in the dark. no light no one even there to hear my cries. no one there to help me. nothing left. there is nothing I can do to fix my mistakes. I am lost for ever in this void. in this black abyss. when the one thing that helped me out before . is fadeing into the dark. hearing the laughter of others shouldn't hurt. but it does and it kills me even more. the worst pain in the world. the slow torture of being forgotten. and left behind. to have everyone slowly go on and for get what we once had the dreams we shared the plans we had. knowing that it will never be true. knowing that it will never happen or that there was never a chance that it would of. ever been. I did all I could. I have no reason left to talk to anyone. all that fallows me is pain. not on others. but only myself to blame... |
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