a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.
James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some
Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?
James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!
Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?
James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!
by James and Kelvin February 12, 2007
by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006
The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.
by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010
A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.
Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room
*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*
Person 2: Did you hear that?
Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!
*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*
Person 2: Did you hear that?
Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!
by LouiiHoare July 4, 2011