A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.
All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All India Curry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.
by WordSmith L July 10, 2009