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fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
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A group or gathering of homosexuals (similar to a gaggle of geese)
That faggle was at my train station again this morning.
Faggle by thescotmek May 6, 2010

Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

Fang Ren Low 

A person who is perfect at everything that they do. They also do these things without hesitation, and with an air of effortless grace. Synonymous with the popular term "Mr. Perfect", a Fang Ren Low is even perfect in their imperfections, often evoking awe and astonishment from those around them.

Characteristics to look for in a Fang Ren Low are the token Fang Ren Low smile (photogenic in every single photograph ever taken), incomprehensible degrees of adorableness, kindness, warmth, and friendliness. A Fang Ren Low also has such a distinct and highly developed sense of humour that those around them often struggle to keep up.
"Wow! That guy is so perfect for you, he might almost be your Fang Ren Low!"
Fang Ren Low by Dead Rat January 11, 2013
To dump the clutch and go as fast as possible in the shortest possible time.
"Go on fang it", said Bob to his mate as he left.
Fang it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Demon Fang 

The basic special technique for Lloyd Irving, Kratos Aurion, and Zelos Wilder from the game Tales of Symphonia and Cless Alvein from the game Tales of Phantasia. A demon fang is formed when a sword or otherwise weapon is swung downward just above the ground causing a (usually blue) shockwave to continue foward on the ground toward it's target to inflict damage. Variations such as "Demon Fist" (as used by Senel Coolidge from Tales of Legendia) hold the same concept except are performed simply by punching forward and the same shockwave appears under your fist. Stronger versions include Double Demon Fang, Fierce Demon Fang, Demonic Circle, Demonic Chaos, and several others.
"It's good to finish a basic combo with a Demon Fang"
"Don't make me Double Demon Fang your sorry ass"
"When Kratos uses Fierce Demon Fang, prepare to get fucking OWNED"
Demon Fang by Crystalis178 September 26, 2007