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15.
When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials
I just got a fandango last night and now I have five paper cuts.
by Gammakill December 23, 2008
 
16.
a female part also known as vagina or fanny used as slang for either of these
i have a itch fandango
by tash90 July 11, 2008
 
17.
A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.
Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.
by Crapholio July 06, 2005
 
18.
Fandango: That thing that you see everytime you go to the movies. Buy tickets online! fandango.com!
Setting: in front of a theater. A lady and a man conversing in song. Those indian ones where the lady's voice is super high.
Chitra: Is the movie sold out my husband?
My husband: CHITRA MY QUEEN! I used Fandango!
Chitra: My happiness is a golden poem!
My husband: I'll get the popcorn!
by guuuuuuh September 05, 2004
 
19.
A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.
This TV show is the fandango!
by Phil December 31, 2003
 
20.
Some complicated story or line, usually a lie, told by a gay guy or woman, to explain why he or she is late.
Beeaaitch, your story about your chihuahua eating your pancake make-up is total fandango!
by aaron atlas February 22, 2005
 
21.
Substitute for Fuck.
Man that movie was fandangoed.
OR
Did you see that car accident - the driver looked pretty fandangoed.
by W_DRagon May 05, 2005