The gayest thing you could ever do to someone.

The art of fandango normally requires two males, a love for extreme sports and a high-protein diet (so high in protein its toxic). The act of fandanglia can usually be practiced no more than 2 times, severe cranial trauma, fatal dehydration and hypernatremia normally result upon or following the third exposer.

The cause of dehydration and hypernatremia result from Fandango induced inflammatory diarrhea, in which occurs when the motility of the gastrointestinal tract is abnormally high. This is most always due to the rapid influx of fiber and protein from the prefandaglia pinto-bean consumption. This toxic dose of fiber damages the mucosal lining and brush border of the intestines, which leads to the necessary loss of protein-rich fluids (resembling the discharge of Ulcerative colitis) needed to sustain an appropriate fandango.
The cranial trauma is exponentially accumulated throughout the exposers, because the protein-rich fluids impact the face at such extreme velocities, the first facial fandangage, commonly causes zygomular, maxillary and mandibular hair line fractures in which give way to massive compound fracturing upon future acts.

Deviation of the septum, facial hematoma, visceral herniation and E. coli poisoning are common indicators of a first or possible second fandango (depending on a persons resiliency, time between fandagos and/or dosage-prefandango of Ampicillian or azythromyacin). It is not uncommon for a persons first fandanglial experience to be his fatal final.

Anything less would just be Fletching.

His third Fandango was his Final.

I just got Fandango'ed so hard it deviated my septum.

I scored a 1370 on my SAT's but since my second fandango I am now reading at a third grade level.

I would fandango you until you were Down Syndrome busted!
by Dr. Johnny sexthropologist May 01, 2008
A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.
Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.
by Crapholio July 06, 2005
Fandango: That thing that you see everytime you go to the movies. Buy tickets online! fandango.com!
Setting: in front of a theater. A lady and a man conversing in song. Those indian ones where the lady's voice is super high.
Chitra: Is the movie sold out my husband?
My husband: CHITRA MY QUEEN! I used Fandango!
Chitra: My happiness is a golden poem!
My husband: I'll get the popcorn!
by guuuuuuh September 05, 2004
Little known 1985 American road film by director Kevin Reynolds staring Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson (among others) and featuring a haunting soundtrack by guitarist Pat Metheny (see Metheny Face).
"When the fook is Fandango coming out on DVD?"
by Dr. Shatner June 06, 2004
When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials
I just got a fandango last night and now I have five paper cuts.
by Gammakill December 23, 2008
Some complicated story or line, usually a lie, told by a gay guy or woman, to explain why he or she is late.
Beeaaitch, your story about your chihuahua eating your pancake make-up is total fandango!
by aaron atlas February 22, 2005
A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.
This TV show is the fandango!
by Phil December 31, 2003
some one who takes a long crap.
I took a big fandango.
by Alex March 13, 2005

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