The gayest thing you could ever do to someone.

The art of fandango normally requires two males, a love for extreme sports and a high-protein diet (so high in protein its toxic). The act of fandanglia can usually be practiced no more than 2 times, severe cranial trauma, fatal dehydration and hypernatremia normally result upon or following the third exposer.

The cause of dehydration and hypernatremia result from Fandango induced inflammatory diarrhea, in which occurs when the motility of the gastrointestinal tract is abnormally high. This is most always due to the rapid influx of fiber and protein from the prefandaglia pinto-bean consumption. This toxic dose of fiber damages the mucosal lining and brush border of the intestines, which leads to the necessary loss of protein-rich fluids (resembling the discharge of Ulcerative colitis) needed to sustain an appropriate fandango.
The cranial trauma is exponentially accumulated throughout the exposers, because the protein-rich fluids impact the face at such extreme velocities, the first facial fandangage, commonly causes zygomular, maxillary and mandibular hair line fractures in which give way to massive compound fracturing upon future acts.

Deviation of the septum, facial hematoma, visceral herniation and E. coli poisoning are common indicators of a first or possible second fandango (depending on a persons resiliency, time between fandagos and/or dosage-prefandango of Ampicillian or azythromyacin). It is not uncommon for a persons first fandanglial experience to be his fatal final.

Anything less would just be Fletching.

His third Fandango was his Final.

I just got Fandango'ed so hard it deviated my septum.

I scored a 1370 on my SAT's but since my second fandango I am now reading at a third grade level.

I would fandango you until you were Down Syndrome busted!
by Dr. Johnny sexthropologist May 01, 2008
A mixture of party enhancing chemicals. One part MDMA and one part Ketamine. This mix was invented in the back of a van in Newcastle, November 2007 during Boss Sounds Reggae Festival. It is now a widely spread "magik mix" adopted by party attendees all over the country. The combination, once snorted through nasal cavities, amplifies the party to go faster and slower at the same time a new cutting edge drug affect known as wonky time. dig it.
1.I pure just caned a big phat line of fandango man..... whoooaaa, its all gettin a bit wonky, whoooa...
2. Go and rack us up a couple of lineskis of Fandango and I'll shove on some deep and heavy dubstep to get wonky to....yas.
by dAn.o_ September 02, 2008
A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with hobocamp.
"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"
by Homer April 23, 2004
Little known 1985 American road film by director Kevin Reynolds staring Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson (among others) and featuring a haunting soundtrack by guitarist Pat Metheny (see Metheny Face).
"When the fook is Fandango coming out on DVD?"
by Dr. Shatner June 06, 2004
1. to touch in a sexual manner
2. to carress
3. to do sexual things
A. Your such a slore!

B. Ugh!, how?

C. Cause you so let Shane fandango you bitch!
by Isaias119 January 01, 2009
Slang term for light-skinned black people (like the paper bag puppets on Fandango ads)
Fandangos: Ludacris, Colin Powell, Ice T

by ifeelbadforyouson December 12, 2008
a another word for masturbation

aka: putting your fingers in your choochie choo

or

double clicking your mouse
i fandango every firday night
by emilyfosho September 23, 2006
a delicious spanish dance swung with the Nooch
Palanouch, Palanouch, will you do the fandango?
by Shawn September 18, 2004

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