A bit of a dick or a fanny if you like.
Some might say - a bit of a bawbag, or a gimp or just a plain old tosser.
That geezer is a fandan.
What a fandan
by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003
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A fandan is a person who is a generally an annoying idiot with a giant turd for a brain. See Tony Blair.
I hope that fandan Tony Blair gets voted out and Britain will be great once more!
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Sexist term for members of the female of the species, especially good looking ones. Generally used by males who have no chance of furthering relations with aforementioned females.
Ho, neebur, check oot tha fandan ooer there.

I say my friend, look at that rather fine group of women across there.

This place is wa' tae wa' fandan.

There are large numbers of extremely good looking ladies here.
by Purple Fluid Exchange August 15, 2011
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