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3.
Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
by Mikekal July 25, 2009
 
1.
precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
 
2.
Testicles; balls; nuts etc..
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 08, 2003
 
4.
Man's bat and balls!
Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
by none March 06, 2004
 
5.
Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.
"My Family Jewels!".....................
by RoX April 06, 2005
 
6.
the latest AC/DC DVD
Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?
by Chandler Sorrells February 04, 2006
 
7.
johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.
No further explanation.
by Saints September 22, 2003