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precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
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Testicles; balls; nuts etc..
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 08, 2003
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Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
by none March 06, 2004
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Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
by Mikekal July 25, 2009
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Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.
"My Family Jewels!".....................
by RoX April 06, 2005
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A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!
i got kicked on my family jewels.
by bigmo April 09, 2005
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Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?
by Chandler Sorrells February 04, 2006
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