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A large orgy in which nobody wears protection (aka a rain coat). During the orgy the song "We are Family" by Sister Sledge plays at full blast from gnar amps. When the family subsides a week or two after the women that took part in the family realize they are preggos. Then when the fetuses are properly cooked, they shoot out of the vaginal passageway and make their accent into adulthood. They are all related which mean the orgy formed a family. Hence the name
After the movie tonight me and a bunch of kids are gonna go have a family.
by Danny Dapper June 28, 2009
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People who care about you. People who you care about. <3
by Puppy.lover7365443 December 01, 2015
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Nobody gets left behind or forgotten
Jim: Why don't we just leave without them?
Steve: Family. That's why.
by BeforeTheAlphabet January 13, 2015
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Nobody gets left behind or forgotten
Jim: Why don't we just leave without them?
Steve: Family. That's why.
by BeforeTheAlphabet January 13, 2015
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People who you don't like but have to live with, oh also They probably don't like you either
PHIL: I hate him
Bob: is he part of your family?
by THE DEFINER March 11, 2015
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A family is a group of people who are related or who treat each other as if they are related, connected not only by blood, but also by heart and soul.

The Shadowhunters cast is a family, in every sense of the word
The Shadowhunters Cast is a family because they treat each other like they are related.
by Taylor_84 June 07, 2016
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A group of related humans (or animals) that are blood related. Most children hate them because their Mommy didn't give them what they want. Excuse them for not buying you a Plasma TV. Most kids also hate them because "They annoy me." Heads up, you're not going to get through life with that attitude because your gonna have a worse time with coworkers and your ex's.

They're not that bad. I mean they feed you and water you. What more do you need?
Kid: "I hate my family."
Other Kid: "And why is that?"
Kid: "Because my sister gets everything she wants like a new cellphone and a pet. But I don't get anything."
Other kid: "You think maybe because your sister loves your family regardless instead of only loving them when she gets presents?"
Kid: "Whatever I hate my Parents."
by Dinukun August 24, 2009
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