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A dysfunctional group of narcissistic morons hell bent on making you insane.
My family sucks.
by IAmAPenguinGuy October 04, 2013
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Three types of family
-the family your born into
-the family you marry into
-the family you make
Its always changing, people die, get born, marry in and divorce out, but its people who for some reason or another claim each other, whether it's by blood or by your own choice.
I hate family reunions, people are always coming up to me and saying, 'HI!! You look so much bigger than the last time I saw you!' and I'm just thinking, is it bad that I don't know who you are?
by Scarlet4224 July 21, 2008
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insane people that mated and decided to have kids to torture and scar mentally jsut to keep thier blood line going with that extra zest for life

everyone in my family is either angry, psycho or dead
by leaderof the pac September 20, 2007
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People who get into your buisness and live in the same house as you who your stuck with for the rest of your life till you move out. The worst thing is, sometimes you have to talk to them. :O
God my family sucks.
by Danielle April 22, 2005
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"I have family commitments"
by Melly =] May 15, 2008
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a group of people that can be related to you; however do not need to be as long as you love them like they were blood; also a group of people that love each other but sometimes hurt each other for stupid reasons; families are suppose to care about each other and love each other, but they keep hurting eaching and doing each other wrong, so maybe their don't love each other afterall.

"Family" also another word for pain, because that is all that family causes
person 1:yea nigga we known each other for a long time we family

person 2: next day............. nigga u went on my msn, we ain't family, we ain't nothing
by *********************$$$ April 01, 2005
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Bunch of people to whom you turn to when tou are in need of... cash.
"i don't know if i can come, i need to ask my mom first"
by the alpha male March 11, 2005
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