A group of related humans (or animals) that are blood related. Most children hate them because their Mommy didn't give them what they want. Excuse them for not buying you a Plasma TV. Most kids also hate them because "They annoy me." Heads up, you're not going to get through life with that attitude because your gonna have a worse time with coworkers and your ex's.

They're not that bad. I mean they feed you and water you. What more do you need?
Kid: "I hate my family."
Other Kid: "And why is that?"
Kid: "Because my sister gets everything she wants like a new cellphone and a pet. But I don't get anything."
Other kid: "You think maybe because your sister loves your family regardless instead of only loving them when she gets presents?"
Kid: "Whatever I hate my Parents."
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Nobody gets left behind or forgotten
Jim: Why don't we just leave without them?
Steve: Family. That's why.
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There are 10 types of family

1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.

2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.

3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption

4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.

5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.

6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.

7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.

8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.

9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.

10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.

2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.

3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family

4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!

5. Twins run in my side-family.

6. My godfamily is a small family of two.

7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.

8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?

9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.

10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 01, 2010

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n. something you can never change but is what you'll always want the most. they will annoy you, but they'll always make sure that your ok. the random combinations of people never make sense, but in the end it doesn't matter because love them or hate them, you're stuck with them
It'll take a cold day in hell to make me stop loving my family. If you've ever met them, you'd give me a pat on the back.
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Some group of family you have a strong connection with. A group of people who love you no matter what. A family of friends and forever friendship
"Families are forever there for you" "Families are so kind and always forgiving"
-girl 1 - "friendship can lead to becoming a family"
-girl 2 - "i love my family"
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1.Group of people attached by bounds of blood,marriage or adaptation and usually live in the same house.2.Fundamental,multifunctional institution of society.3.Group of people or things with common characteristics.4.Taxonomic group of organisms.
He's not just a friend. He's family
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noun:
the people related to a person by blood and the everlasting friendships made throughout a person's life
Me: i just dont think she understands my suffering that i had to go from seeing all my friends 24 hrs/day 7 days/week to not at all for a month. that's TRAUMATIZING!!

Jon: adults forget that we have strong connections in other places than at home

Me: cuz in our generation- family is defined by not only our blood relatives but the friendships we share and develop throughout our lives

Jon: amen

Me: in theirs it was just by blood relations really

Jon: yeah

Me: that's why so many people in our generation love rent and my parents didnt really like it

Jon: yeah. sigh, how times have changed
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A group of annoying random people
and get into each others buisness.
Check out that hot guy over there!
He must be family.
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