A group of related humans (or animals) that are blood related. Most children hate them because their Mommy didn't give them what they want. Excuse them for not buying you a Plasma TV. Most kids also hate them because "They annoy me." Heads up, you're not going to get through life with that attitude because your gonna have a worse time with coworkers and your ex's.

They're not that bad. I mean they feed you and water you. What more do you need?
Kid: "I hate my family."
Other Kid: "And why is that?"
Kid: "Because my sister gets everything she wants like a new cellphone and a pet. But I don't get anything."
Other kid: "You think maybe because your sister loves your family regardless instead of only loving them when she gets presents?"
Kid: "Whatever I hate my Parents."
by Dinukun August 24, 2009
There are 10 types of family

1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.

2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.

3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption

Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.

Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.

Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.

This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.

Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.

9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.

The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.

2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.

3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family

4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!

5. Twins run in my side-family.

6. My godfamily is a small family of two.

7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.

8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?

9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.

10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 01, 2010
the people related to a person by blood and the everlasting friendships made throughout a person's life
Me: i just dont think she understands my suffering that i had to go from seeing all my friends 24 hrs/day 7 days/week to not at all for a month. that's TRAUMATIZING!!

Jon: adults forget that we have strong connections in other places than at home

Me: cuz in our generation- family is defined by not only our blood relatives but the friendships we share and develop throughout our lives

Jon: amen

Me: in theirs it was just by blood relations really

Jon: yeah

Me: that's why so many people in our generation love rent and my parents didnt really like it

Jon: yeah. sigh, how times have changed
by BeckieJew613 August 27, 2008
A group of annoying random people
and get into each others buisness.
Check out that hot guy over there!
He must be family.
by our family May 27, 2007
The concept of family is merely a figment of the imagination, as families are typically based on love which is also a figment of the imagination. Due to the even shallower concept of sexual attraction of which famillies are physically created, the concept of family is not much deeper. It will never turn out as planned to be and the children will unfortunately continue to live their lives in search of love once again due to their sexual attraction.
People who are lonely long for "family" because it is a mental tie made of desperation for physical and emotional protection.
by Soybean March 17, 2007
Family, a.k.a "The Filipino family", "FilaMafia" is an East Coast organized street gang, mainly spread across Southern Virginia's Hampton Roads Area which consist of the 7 cities mainly Virginia Beach. They are mainly composed of Filipino Americans. The origin of the gang is unknown, but many believed that it was formed in various high schools in Hampton Roads mainly Salem High, Norview High, Lake Taylor High, Green Run High and Granby High School. The gang was mainly formed to help defend Filipino's from harm at schools. The gang then gained a strong reputation for violence in some schools, particularly those located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Almost all the of the gang members are still very active in the Filipino-American Communities they live in or have settled in and several of them have post-graduate degrees and or are very successful in bussiness in Hampton Roads also a few have migrated to California, Texas, Florida, Nevada and Washington-DC/Baltimore Area. The were well known in the late 80's to early 90's as the "The Filipino Mafia." Several gangs have formed after the first generation grew older such as BMC and LMC which have lineage from the original founding members of Family.
Hey that dude is part of "Family".
by BudoyBadBoy August 06, 2006
A word overused by hardcore bands meaning a tight group of friends; also known as a crew.
"So go ahead and take that first punch, so I can sit back and watch my family bury your f***ing a** alive."
-Too Pure To Die
by VeganMelissa June 26, 2006
Family is your parents(,brother(s) and sisther(s))and form a group.
1.John have a four members family.They are two parents and a younger sisters.
2.Tom loves his family very much.
by Sam Koh June 23, 2004

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