A group of related humans (or animals) that are blood related. Most children hate them because their Mommy didn't give them what they want. Excuse them for not buying you a Plasma TV. Most kids also hate them because "They annoy me." Heads up, you're not going to get through life with that attitude because your gonna have a worse time with coworkers and your ex's.

They're not that bad. I mean they feed you and water you. What more do you need?
Kid: "I hate my family."
Other Kid: "And why is that?"
Kid: "Because my sister gets everything she wants like a new cellphone and a pet. But I don't get anything."
Other kid: "You think maybe because your sister loves your family regardless instead of only loving them when she gets presents?"
Kid: "Whatever I hate my Parents."
by Dinukun August 24, 2009
insane people that mated and decided to have kids to torture and scar mentally jsut to keep thier blood line going with that extra zest for life

everyone in my family is either angry, psycho or dead
by leaderof the pac September 20, 2007
Gay. Often used to describe/point out another homosexual person without being obvious.
Justin, check out that hot guy over there! He must be family.
by Gregorilla July 23, 2005
eaters of my meals and unwanted sharers of my desrt.
i hate my family they eat my food.
by theycallmekat April 23, 2007
An excuse to get out of work
"I have family commitments"
by Melly =] May 15, 2008
A group of people, usually of the same blood (but do not have to be), who genuinely love, trust, care about, and look out for each other. Not to be mistaken with relatives sharing the same household who hate eachother. REAL family is a bondage that cannot be broken by any means.
Family relationships:

Parents actually enjoy spending time with their children. They help them help themselves make it into the world successfully.

Siblings look out for and love one another. Older siblings generally help take care of younger siblings.

The children respect their parents. The parents deserve their respect.

Spouses married each other out of love not for money, social status, or fantasies of fancy weddings.
by Lola5544 April 29, 2011
A group of annoying random people that supposedly "gave birth to you" even though everyone knows that we were made by flying spaghetti monsters. They annoy you and make sure that you're "okay" even though you can take care of yourself.
My family was tormenting me about cutting my veins.
by Shoot Me Down October 02, 2005
Bunch of people to whom you turn to when tou are in need of... cash.
"i don't know if i can come, i need to ask my mom first"
by the alpha male March 11, 2005

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