The best animated TV show in history!
Family Guy is the best!!!
by Alex Kozak September 20, 2005
#1: Without a doubt the funniest show ever made.
#2: See #1
#3: Does not suck in any way.
#4: Not a rip off of the simpsons.
"Hey, what's your favorite Family Guy quotes????"

"Oh, they are:"

- - Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. - -

- - Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze." - -
by Mattlock0720 July 23, 2007
the most kick ass show ever and new episodes are finally being released by FOX!! score! Stewie rocks my socks for he is soo evil and resents his mother, Lois. Peter Griffin is dumb and often messes up things the more he tries to fix them. Brian is the family's talking dog who both Lois and Peter turn to when they need a helping hand. Brian is no ordinary dog. Meg and Chris are the Griffin's two other children. Meg has a hard time surving school while Chris is preoccupied thinking there is an evil monkey in his closet. This show is simply hysterical and 2 thumbs up!
Every Sunday night at ten on Fox you can catch a new episode of family guy!
by Mandii C. May 10, 2005
A great cartoon uncancelled by FOX. The family consists of Peter Griffin, a loveable oaf, Lois Griffin, a milf, Chris Griffin, a slow, dumb, fat, misunderstood teenage boy struggling to make it in a real man's world, Meg Griffin, who doesn't deserve a definition, and Stewie Griffin, a young toddler with a football-shaped head who used to be bent on world domination and matricide but is now, shall we say, "exploring his options". This show is hilarious, and there are at least 2 or 3 moments in each episode that will make you laugh harder than ever before, each upstaging the last. Better than The Simpsons even, at least the more recent episodes. Brought back in May 2005 after being cancelled in February 2002 due to low ratings, since nobody knew when it was on. If you have never watched it, check it out. Especially the episodes "Wasted Talent", "E Peterbus Unum", and the more recent "Blinded Ambition".
Anybody who doesn't watch Family Guy is gay. There, I said it.
by Adam Fowler May 31, 2005
One of the best T.V. shows created of all time. Ultimately the most comical cartoon sitcom invented.

Created by Seth McFarlane, containing a wonderful cast of:
The Family:
Peter Griffin (father), Louis Griffin (mother), Meg Griffin (daughter), Chris Griffin (oldest son), Stewie Griffin (youngest son), Brian Griffin (talking dog).

Can never forget Glen Quagmire and his sex crazy life. He has even once gotten is 'slutty-women-prober' stuck in a window.
The new season of Family Guy is finally playing. Fox network on Sunday nights at 9:00PM EST. Be there freakin square.
by The Toilet Monster June 18, 2005
a funny ass show on tv. it does rip off the simpsons alot though. fat drunk guy, healthy looking wife,3 kids,son,daughter,and baby, a dog, and the fat guy hangs out with a black and white guy at a bar. plus that episode with death, they already did that on the simpsons!
"pea...........tear............griffin. Damnit!"(peter griffin, "fat guy" from family guy)
by myguitardidyermom12 May 15, 2006
the greatest frickin show ever made! IT's so funny it will make you shart yourself!
When you're cartoon network at 11.30 and you feel a warm spot in your pants because Peter Griffin just said something hilarious like;
Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa......this isn't my batman cup!
by Riiiiiiiiice Pudddinnnnnnn June 23, 2005

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