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False booking 

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
False booking by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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falsebook 

(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.
Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"
falsebook by Da Sperminator March 4, 2011

farsebook 

Posting pictures on your social network page that make you look like something great has happened when it hasn't.
"Hey Monica that ring is on your left hand has he proposed or did you post a farsebook picture?"

"No I just like this hand better."
farsebook by bahhahhah June 4, 2012

farsebooking 

The act of posting on social media what a great time you're having when you're actually deeply unsatisfied, lost and empty.

Often the amount an individual emphasises how much fun their having directly correlates to how dead they feel inside. (See Tom Cruise Couch Dance Effect.)
"you're clearly farsebooking! If you were having such a good time at Glastonbury why are you even on facebook?"
farsebooking by Redantfarmer June 28, 2014

Falsebooking 

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.
Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.
Falsebooking by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026