Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*
False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."
Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"
False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"
Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*
*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*
False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*