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Misinformation of any kind, which is false yet presented as the truth.
-Approximatemly 98% of what you see, hear, learn, believe, and think on a daily basis. -Nearly all of what you are taught in school, told in church, and shown by the government. -That which most of the whole world's thoughts, views, opinions, and ideals are based on. Propaganda is overflowing out of every type of media outlet, government institution, commercial company, educational facility, and place of worship in the world!
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| 2. | alco-balls | ||
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the fusion of the words alcohol and balls which upon combining provide the user with an outlet to define the source of a false sense of courage or confidence gained from the consumption of alcoholic beverages to the masculine power associated with the testicals After I was about 3 drinks deep, I had grown a pair of alco-balls and asked for his/her number.
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| 3. | Down To Fap | ||
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Succinct directions laggered atop most porn 3.0 sites "it's not the same without porn".
Down To Fap: (step 1) push down boxers to floor. (step 2) fap (step 3) repeat achieving orgasm until shooting blanks (balls empty) |
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| 4. | Boy Scouts of America | ||
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Organization that was once noble and just, but has become petty and exclusive, not to mention far too conservative for modern society. Rejects people based on religion and sexual orientation, and has fought the court system in order to be able to do so. Ultimately, they are NOT a private group: They recieve federal funds, and camp often times on federal lands. The Courts were wrong and biased by allowing them to exclude homosexuals and nontheists, and it's important that that is recognized.
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Encourages boys to waste their childhood worrying about Eagle Projects and their 'Rank' in relation to their peers. No real way around it, since if you don't make Eagle then the time (not to mention hundred of dollars in dues, camp fees, etc.,) is especially wasted. After achieving Eagle, many realize that the 'Looks good on resumes' argument was basically false, unless you're going for the 'camp counselor' career. That it's really basically only worthwile if you're military bound (in which case you would have been better off (by benefits and starting rank) by working for JROTC merits instead of BSA) or are able to make it into the even more exclusive Order of the Arrow. I'm neither, I'll admit. 90% of Boys praticipating are being forced by parents to do so. 90% of badges are earned fron Scoutmaster (and parental) pity. Many merit badges are archaic and unneccessary in modern times. Some are just rediculous, period (the coin collecting badge, for example). It has become an outlet... |
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| 5. | prostate gland | ||
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The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system. more...
Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles. The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely. If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure ... |
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| 6. | Sarah Palin | ||
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One of the most known and blindly, idiotically hated politicians of all time. However dispite hateful attitudes, she still continues to be one of the most outstanding and successful politicians in current day America. Most people that hate her only hate her because they were either told by someone else, or told by a media outlet. Most of the few sophisticated and legitimate arguments put forth against Sarah Palin in the end turn out to be false or incorrect and were only brought to the conclusion because they had assumed or jumped to an answer without thinking. But in most cases when arguing with someone blindly judging Sarah Palin, the only argument they will be able to come up with when asked "Why is she an idiot?" Is "She just is." Celebrities are also a part of this gigantic hate cloud towards her, one of the greatest examples of this is Tina Fey, when saying "I can see Russia from my house!" Words never spoken by Sarah Palin somehow ended up being said by her.
All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today. Idiot: GOD, Sarah Palin is SOOOO stupid!
Me: Why do you say that? Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere!!! Me: No, actually she didn't. Idiot: Yeah she did! Watch the video!!!! Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things. Idiot: No! Me: Historians agree with her! What how the f*ck do you explain that? Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is. Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans. Idiot: What's biased mean? Me: God help us. |
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| 7. | deletist | ||
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a person who seeks out avenues of anarchic lawlessness in musical and artistic expression because it is the only time they feel truly free (esp. those in a lower socioeconomic class) but is constantly encountering opposition from others within the creative community for not abiding by certain outdated puritanical principles. this inherently absurd social contradiction causes the person to delete regularly all previously held assumptions & resentments, all futile attempts to feel security, all associations to false petty friends who undermined the person's outlet for expression, and all formerly trusted companions whose attempts to control, manipulate, harm or impregnate you have been exposed. "constantly, and with a repeated sense of compassion and forgiveness, i am a deletist; overcoming any fear of letting go, thereby erasing all judgements and projections put upon me by others or by myself and possibly avoiding breast cancer."
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