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An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.
It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest. The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander. Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov). Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".
Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian". Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek. |
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| 2. | Bible | ||
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The PROVEN and spoken word of God, the Creator of the Universe and owner of our soul. The Bible cannot be destroyed. People have tried to eradicate the Word or prove it to be false for centuries but have failed at very attempt, proving the Bible to be the everlasting Word of God. The #1 best selling book of all time. It is divided into the Old (the Torah by Jews) and New Testaments (the new word from which Jesus said) and 66 books. The Bible is filled with stories, allegories and prophecies to testify the existance of a Creator and our human position between the forces of good and evil. Was written over a course of thousands of years spanning from Moses (who wrote Genesis) to John (who wrote Revelation on the island of Patmos) near the end of the first century. The Bible is the living, breathing, everlasting Word of God and CANNOT be proven false. It has predicted the future with 100 percent accuracy so we can be sure of the existance of God and that Jesus is his Son watching over us who has established a moral code and laws for us, as humans, to live by. If we don't, then we will be judged by it at judgment day. Period!!
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| 3. | Christian | ||
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A person who believes in a fairy tale book made up of lies, contradictions and plagerisations of past religions.
A Christian is someone who follows a dogmatic and clearly false religion that has forced its way into the majority through gruesome events such as the inquisition and the crusades, they have also sparked some amazingly heart warming times as the middle ages. hey dude did you know that statistically speaking Christianity's has caused more horror and death than anything else in human history, aren't those Christians sick
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| 4. | historian | ||
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A student, archivist, and author of popular fiction. A quixotic hero. Eschews paradox in favor of imposing a coherent, and therefore false, narrative interpretation of the past. Still, without historians we would be even more clueless about our intellectual, political, social, and economic context. Historians create the narratives that shape our sense of heritage and our perception of "who we are." The study of history is therefore both futile and vital. "Historian - a broad-gauge gossip." -Ambrose Bierce
"History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other." -Arthur Balfour |
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| 5. | History | ||
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Something the British created Do you seriously need an example for History?
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| 6. | Tom Fiction | ||
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Similar to Tom Foolery by name. A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand. OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction) -OR- TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction) -OR- TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction) |
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| 7. | history | ||
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An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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