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Floydian Fallacy 

\ ˈflȯi-dē-ən ˈfa-lə-sē \ (noun)

The erroneous belief that a single video of police brutality proves systemic racism.
Angry Anjem: "The George Floyd video PROVES Amerikkka is racist!"
Rational Raheem: "Everyone agrees it was appalling. But remember in 2019 the police shot 9 unarmed blacks as well as 19 unarmed whites."
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Hoe’Fallon 

The city in Illinois (O’Fallon) with the most thots and also an extremely high amount of STD cases at the high school
Nick:“Hey I met this girl from O’Fallon the other day.”
Joe: “Don’t get too close to her. She’s probably just another thot with chlamydia in Hoe’Fallon”
Hoe’Fallon by happytapioca August 4, 2019

Apex Fallacy 

The assumption that because very few members of a group are powerful, therefore the rest of them must necessarily share that power too.
Example 1:

Jane: The top paid athletes in the USA are African-American, therefore all African-Americans athletes are richer than athletes of other racial backgrounds.
Joe: No, that's the Apex Fallacy: you are resourcing to the top outliers to make general assumptions regarding the specified population, that is, African-American athletes.

Example 2:

Jane: Men are 93% of the top 500 richest CEOs, therefore it is obvious that men in general are privileged.
Joe: No, that's the Apex Fallacy. Men are the majority of the unemployed and the homeless are nearly 80% male too. You can't derive conclusions regarding the whole based either on the top or lower outliers, but when you resource to the top outliers, you end up committing the Apex Fallacy. It would be wrong to infer that men are necessarily underprivileged because they are the majority of the poorer 1% too, that would be the Bottom Fallacy.
Apex Fallacy by Papadopoulos December 12, 2014

Fallout: New Vegas 

Man I was playing Fallout: New Vegas, it was amazing!

Apex Fallacy 

This is a logical fallacy that assumes properties of the most visible members of a group are held by all members of the group.
The most powerful people in the World are men, hence all men are powerful. This is an Apex fallacy, not all men are powerful.

The World's best long distance runners come from Africa, hence all Africans are good long distance runners. This is an Apex fallacy, not all Africans are good long distance runners.
Apex Fallacy by Zorram April 16, 2013

Neil Fallon 

1)A Titan.

2)The nexus between Rock‘n Roll and Thunder. The human embodiment of bad-ass.

3)The King -He once stomped a meteor crater in Winslow, Arizona and he is now referred to as “The King” there.

Fact: The dandruff from Neil's beard is loaded with essential vitamins and protein. If he relinquishes the dander to you, pour milk over the flakes and eat them up!!! They are part of your complete bad-ass balanced breakfast.
Example: If you Neil Fallon'ed Fonzie he would be a thousand times cooler.
Neil Fallon by jagermeister69 March 25, 2009

Current Year Fallacy 

The Current Year Fallacy refers to any argument of flawed logic (also known as a fallacy) that attempts to use ‘the current year’ as a reason to push any given political, or social, reform.
‘Come on, it’s 2015!’-John Oliver (An example by prominent talk show host John Oliver using the Current Year Fallacy)