| 274. | Moving target | ||
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A moving target is where you set your expectation for something - some task, or evidence for some idea, and then when it is met you 'move the target' and set another expectation. Which means that the the person you have the expectation of is never able to reach the target. Jim set up a moving target for Mary. Every time Mary met Jim's expectation Jim would move the target and expect more.
Bob: "Show me just one piece of evidence for evolution." Bill Shows his evidence. Bob: "Oh, yeah? Show me three pieces of evidence for evolution." Bill shows three more. And so on... Frank (being rather hostile toward her employee, Sarah) told Sarah that she'd only be a decent employee if she could do X. Sarah showed that she could do X and so Frank set another skill that he thought Sarah didn't have, and so on... |
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| 275. | Bullshit Detector | ||
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1. The feeling one gets when they hear an obvious or absurd lie uttered by another person. 2. The feeling one gets when facing down an extremely tough group of foes that you have little to no chance of defeating them. 1. My bullshit detector went off when I heard that illegal immigrants have a right to be here.
2. I am being attacked by ten juggernaughts in Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran mode, using only an M9. Bullshit detected! |
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| 276. | Tumblr | ||
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A region of the internet where self-loathing, sexually frustrated beings gravitate in order to vent themselves through pictures and porn in order to receive pity disguised as a "reblog" button. Most inhabitants displaying sexual frustration are Filipino and Vietnamese, probably due to ancestral tracts.
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| 277. | French Fry Lie | ||
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A fallacy statement either written or verbal against the French Fry. Keith says that French Fries cannot be an appetizer, this is a French Fry Lie!
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| 278. | So Sayeth You | ||
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A verbal disagreement, typically delivered as a call-and-response seen in many church sermons, whose meaning and intensity varies upon the speaker--at its most polite, it can be construed as "I respectfully disagree" or "That's what you think"; at its most intense, it means, "Bullshit!" or "You fucking liar!" Tourist: But everyone gets killed in this town!
Local: Yeah, so sayeth you, dumbass; have you seen how nice this place is? Mother: Your hair's getting too long. You need a haircut! (Bald) Son: So sayeth you. |
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| 279. | Wikiwarrior | ||
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A person who argues their point using information from Wikipedia.org, usually without understanding what that information means or by providing irrelevant information. Person 1: Should I learn Korean or Mandarin?
Person 2: Korean is a language isolate with no relation to any neighboring language, while Vietnamese is an Austro-Asiatic language and is not related to any Chinese language at all. Person 1: I hate wikiwarriors. |
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| 280. | philosofecies | ||
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1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit. 2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence. 3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit. Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".
Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies". |
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