1. A fast carnivorous bird.
2. When an object, usually a ball, hits someone in the head. This is very different to a header (a soccer term used to describe the action of hitting the ball with one's head) as a header is intentional whereas a falcon is usually accidental. However if someone where to kick/throw/hit/fling an object at someone's head, it is still classified as a falcon, even though it was not an accident.
1. I tried to steal a falcon's eggs, but the mother saw me and chased me down the mountain.
2. During a game of soccer, John went for a header but it missed the top corner by a smidget. In frustration, he picked up the ball and kicked it aimlessly. The ball falconed the other team's goalie who then proceeded to pick up the ball in anger and falconed him back in revenge.
The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you
Dad. Falcon, did you hear me calling for you?
Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!
The act of jumping into a weather balloon, untying it from where it was, then jumping out and hiding under a box in the garage.
a: Dude! We were looking all over for you! Where the fuck did you go?
b: Haha I pulled a falcon and was in the garage the whole time!
Getting hit in the head with an object
usually a flying object and usually a ball of some sort.
Originated from Australian National Rugby League player Mario "falcon" Fenech.
that was the best falcon i've ever seen
A bad team that was just barely above mediocre when their dog slaughtering franchise quarterback was scrambling for five yard losses and committing unforced errors. Owners of one of the most disastrous offseasons in recent NFL history, they now have a stable of quarterbacks which includes first round bust Joey Harrington and Jacksonville castaway Byron Leftwich to choose from.
Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.
Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and att...
When a dude or a chick puts their index finger and middle finger in a girl's vagina while simultaneously placing that hand's thumb in her asshole.
I went Discovery Channel on that brod last night and slipped her the Falcon.
One finger wasn't enough for her so I gave her the Falcon.
Best fucking football team in the league with the best QB- Michael Vick
The Falcons r the most badass team and derserve the superbowl
A person of Maltese background
guy 1 "Hey do you know Joel that Maltese guy?"
Guy 2 "Oh yeah. He's a Falcon"