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A fake alcoholic, or someone usually from 14-17 who talks about how they get wasted every night when they have only had alcohol once in their life.
"omg where am i? i feel sooo hung over."
"stfu, your such a falcoholic."
by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009
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