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8.
A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.
(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."
by The Randomness April 02, 2010
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9.
A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"
Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.
by SoPM January 28, 2012
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10.
n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.
Did you see that falafel finish that gigantic serving of hummus?
by Urban-o-meter February 26, 2011
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11.
A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.
Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up
by TTTTTT June 28, 2014
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12.
Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).
Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*
by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
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13.
lady parts, namely the clitoris
he seasoned my falafel with his man sauce this evening
by Ameskie January 05, 2010
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14.
Someone who may or may not be inflicted with ass-burger's. Possibly a solid case for the Big-A, but not confirmed.

Origin - Hanging out with my cousin who is "odd" and reminds us strangely of Abed from the show Community. Rather than let it bother the shit out of us, we decide to code name him Falafel after Abed (as his father is a successful falafel-nator).
Damn falafel keeps doing weird shit while everybody else is hanging out... we are eating dinner and he's swimming in the pool? God, somebody should have had this falafel diagnosed and treated at an early age.
by BobSmith4321 March 14, 2010
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