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14.
A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.
"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."
by JP Sun October 06, 2006
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1.
According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.
Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
by MazurkaMatt May 26, 2006
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2.
ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices
I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!
by ArAbiAN AnGeL December 11, 2003
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3.
(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.

Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.
by kfelix November 09, 2006
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4.
Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)

Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)
Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?

Marissa: Falafels, clearly.
by Daniel MacFarlane August 30, 2006
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5.
a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.
All of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.
by LeaLea June 08, 2005
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6.
Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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7.
One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
<3
Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3
by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010
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