faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

faking a sonogram by utahutes January 28, 2009

faking a fall out 

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to

you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches

faking a fall out by D3$$thaM3$$ July 12, 2023

A faking 

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A faking by anonymous April 14, 2022

fakin' a duke 

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

fakin' a duke by eli jackson June 29, 2007

faking an Easter egg 

When a woman fakes an orgasm.

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.

faking an Easter egg by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine 

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

faking an injury 

acting like you have an injury, usually in hope to miss a sport

Joe as faking an injury so he doesnt have to play football.

faking an injury by Joe Bradley2013 October 7, 2009