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fakefaggot 

A 19 year old myspace whore, founder of Aesthetic Perfection, the "it" train on the myspace scene.
Like FakeFaggot is the shizz.
fakefaggot by Jack Cirrohsis February 23, 2008

fakerage 

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.
Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(
fakerage by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

fakeagenda 

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.
You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office
fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014

fake sag 

The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.
person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?

person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.
fake sag by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011
someone who blindly labels videos as "fake" regardless of their veracity in the comments section of video sites.
The guy who said the video of a boxer knocking out the two guys who slapped his girlfriend is a fakefag.
fakefag by killbot77 September 27, 2008

fakestagram 

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?
Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.