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2.
someone with overrated and overused humor that makes dumdums laugh.
*waits for all the fakefire dick-riders to give this definition a thumbs down*
by Master Queef February 03, 2008
 
1.
A very unfunny person from the site BasilMarket who types liek dis. His guide on getting women was funny at first, but his later threads were pure unfunniness. He tells dumb stories with lame humor. His jokes are so old and the way he types is so played out now. I'm glad that retard quit Basil.
fakefire: one tiem i was out wit my ho n den i smecked her in da face cuz she wudnt tie my shoe. i told her not to direspeck me cuz im da pimpmaster fakefire.

Stupid Ass Basiler: HAHAHAHA LOL! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY FAKEFIRE! I'D LAUGH HARDER IF I WASN'T SUCKING YOUR COCK ALL THE TIME!
by basil person January 13, 2008
 
3.
a disease that prevents you from being funny

you might find a few fakefire victims on BasilMarket
fakefire victim: i smak dis wimminz so hard n den tomatoto milk fly out of her faec lololo

Psychologist: Oh look, that poor child suffers from fakefire.

Scientist: I concur. That certainly is fakefire syndrome indeed.

George W. Bush: lulz dat faekfire sure is nucularly hilarus
by say hi to basil March 05, 2008
 
4.
humor for the idiotic bandwagonners
loser: This is FakeFire's guide on how to get women.
idiot: fuck you
loser: dis is fakefires gide on how 2 get womens
idiot: LOL!!!!!11
by rachelbear April 02, 2008