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A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
A fake meeting her victim:

Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
by the-anomaly July 05, 2006
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Someone who acts fake is someone who talks shit about a certain person, and then when that certain person is around they are nice to them
Becky- I love how last night Tiffany And Devonann were talking shit about Rachel, and now they are over their hugging her and laughing with her.
Stevie- Yeha poor Rachel doesn't know that those bitches are totally fake to her
by Kirk Sobject January 01, 2006
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Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.
by jenilee January 22, 2005
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1.) The opposite of real, genuine or proven.

2.) Sometimes applied to people who are accused of being something they are not. See poser.
A Cubic Zirconium is a fake diamond.

You are such a fake. Give me that microphone before you choke on it.
by Manawski March 10, 2003
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That girl with the straight hair and ten pounds of make up is fake.
by sickofthelies June 14, 2011
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Fake ass people who say they got you buy always act like they aint say it the first time.
Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player?

Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.

Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*

Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.

Me: You fake as shit fag.

Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
by Purple drank 911 November 04, 2010
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Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.
(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)

Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(

Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:

Person 1: mmhmm

*Get the test back*

Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-

Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(

*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*

Person 1: mmhmm...
by Definition Expert July 20, 2011
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