a stupid made up religion where christian's try and take over the wiccan religion. like everything else they take or make up it is really shitty. the principle's of wicca and christianity are too diffrent to co-exsist seeing as how christian's tried to wipe out this religion in the middevil aera.
christian: im christian wicca i believe in god and godess. or jesus and god ? wait now im confused by my retarded fake religion !
wicca: wtf ? that's impossible get a life you retarded world wreaker !
Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:
Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.
Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology
Mike: What the hell is that, man?
Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time
It doesn't matter what religion you are, you're going to hell!
1) if you are christian your going because your not catholic, if your catholic your going to hell because your not in love with fucking allah, if allah is the shit then your going to hell because i'm typing this... you get it. its so stupid.. the only way your not going to hell is... o wait its all bullshit anyways there is no hell!
2) the flying spaghetti monster rules all.
3) religion is fake and it's a cult
Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.
Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"
Dave "Can you eat pork?"
Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"
Dave "Your such a fake jew"
QUOTE: "Islam is the arabs's version of Christianity. The arabs did not have a religion in the 6th century so they decided they should have their own because they did not like the fact that the Jews had their religion and the Christians had theirs and they had none and that was very humiliating for them.more...
So they invented their own religion mainly by copying bits and pieces from Judaism and Christianity and then called it Islam. Then they made up pieces as they went along over the years and voila instant religion! Now the followers of Islam get very touchy about their religion and they go around trying to convince the world that they are very nice people by showing lots of pictures of children and girls in Islamic dress and when they can, they kill anyone that does not believe them.
Allah does not exist, he was invented by deluded desert people of Arabia and Mohamed was not a prophet. And Islam is the biggest hoax pulled on humanity that has gotten more people to suffer and be killed than the devil ever could."
Well, no actually, Arabs did have a religion, infact many. Most of these were religions of idol worship. And again get it right, you can get Arab Christians and Arab Jews. And again, so wrong, where was Jesus from? PALESTINE!? Who are Palestinians? ARABS! Figure out the rest for yourself. Wake up and be honest. LET the world be a better place instead of spreading bull sh*t.
all religion except for atheism is just an excuse for people to do stupid shit like do good to others and good things will happen to you, im sorry but your world doesnt work like that. in the real world, no matter what in your life the shit will hit the fan, then you will pray to your fake god and wonder, what the fuck just happened? and you will finally realize... your a dumbass.
religion, Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamic, Confucianism, etc.
One of the most idiotic inventions known to man. The whole reason why religion was created in the first place was to try to explain the unexplainable or the unknown mainly due to what science couldn't explain at the time to make people feel more at ease when faced with the unanswerable. There are lots of people who think if it can't be explained then some higher power, force or being must have had to have done/did it and will take that as fact with hardly any or no evidence at all. The worst thing religion has done to mankind was cause religious wars. Countless of lives has been lost for something that most likely doesn't exist, is fictional and only real based on what the people of the religion say is true because they say it is with hardly any scientific evidence.
Priest: "How was the universe created?"
Scientist: "I don't know because we as humans don't possess the technology yet to come up with a correct answer to explain why and how the universe was created"
Priest: "of course science isn't going to figure out that question. you try to take something that can't be figured out scientifically only by religion and try to scientifically figure it out?"
Scientist: "well if it doesn't adhere to the laws of nature then it can't happen and doesn't exist. So how do you explain how the universe was created if you say science can't answer the question?"
Priest: "God created it."
Scientist: "Prove it!"