And yet, these fake hippies just want to fit in with the cool kids. But they never did. So they started this rebellion that pressures everyone they know to join because if they don't, they're "bad people". These kids, who want peace SO badly, are actually very resentful. And its obvious.
The requirements to be one of these fake peace kids:
A love for The Beatles.
And classic rock.
Must LOVE Led Zepplin.
Should be able to play some LZ on their guitar. Especially Stairway to Heaven.
Must be gay, lesbian, bi, or have some bisexual experience because thats the cool thing to do. Or at least support the gays. Oh wait. they should also have the token gay friend. Because that's cool.
Drugs and/or alchohol are a must.
It doesn't hurt to have some sort of "hug a tree" shirt. Even though its made from earth-destroying fabrics.
FALL IN LOVE WITH INCEST.
Become a vegan, who eats chicken, turkey, fish, and meat occasionally.
Hate Mcdonalds. Just hate it. And fast food. I don't care how much you secretly like it, you MUST pretend you hate it.
Make sure you throw up the peace sign when a camera comes within 10 fe...