|1.||Tig Ol' Bitties|
When you see titties so big you have to put books in our lap.
You often can't believe your eyes.
They have a Double D guarantee; in a contest they'd win first prize.
Most likely to be fake.
Your Favourite Martian: 'Are there any new girls, 9's or 10's? Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities'
AND THEN IN WALKED THIS GIRL WITH TIG OL' BITTIES!
|2.||fake ol' bitties|
Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!
Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.
|3.||tig ol fig bitties|
It is a descreit/backwards way to say 'big ol fake tits'.
A woman with huge breasts and a small, tiny figure. That one can probably conclude that her breasts are fake; one would describe her as a woman with 'tig ol fig bitties'.
Basically a combination of the words big and jiggly pluralized to describe a set of big and jiggly titties. Similar to Tig Ol' Bitties, but not to be confused with Fakies.
God damn Earl, look at the Bigglies on that chick. If they're fake they got me fooled.
A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.
A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."
|6.||old bridge high school|
the official residence of dime bags, sluts, jerkoff teachers, sluts, tom ferry, fake ass niggas, annoying black girls, sleeping in class, gpa (Good Pussy for All), rutgers university rejects, middlesex community college grads-to-be, check that.....middlesex community college dropouts-to-be, slores, boxing matches in the halls, grimey ass lockrerooms where you get your shit stolen, tig ol bitties, std's, vodka fountains, riots, id tags, authority figures who have no authority, and rosners fine pussy
slut: you think i care about life?
wangsta: no...thats why you go to old bridge high
slut: lets fuck